4th ♑ HONK ~video
Dec. 24th, 2012 06:31 am[The gear's video turns on a bit shaky, a Bayleef and a Dusclops can be seen surrounded by what appear to be bicycle horns with their backs facing the camera. There's a laugh, and as the gear's propped up against something a Kirlia comes into view.
Only there's something different about this Kirlia, aside from the fact that he's grin looks just a tad too wide, his face is painted up in black and white much like a certain juggalo. It's not the exact same pattern though, of course not each one had to be different after all he knew this much, but he looks damn proud of his work. His psychic voice echos out as he turns to the other two.]
Chica! Skullbro! The fuck is taking you two so long? I've got it set up motherfuckers so come on! We're supposed to show off our shit!
[The Kirlia runs over to the other two as they turn around, and only Pokemon would be able to understand the responses coming from them. Bayleef looks as though he tried to get it down his neck and on his leaf, but hadn't had much success other than his face.]
We didn't tell your impatient ass to turn it on yet, so stop bitching and help us if you want it to go faster.
It's as good as you're going to get. We're done. Big bro won't be pleased if all of it's gone.
[The Bayleef makes an irritated noise of protest but his vines stop trying to rub in the facepaint because Skullbro's right. That wouldn't end well at all. All three of the pokemon arrange themselves rather proudly to show off their awesomeshitty face paint jobs, the Kirlia at the front.]
Check us out bitches! Pretty motherfucking sweet, huh?
What are you motherfuckers getting all up to over here?
LALDER I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE GEAR!
[There's a scramble from the pokemon as a door opens and Gamzee walks in to see the mess they've made. The video just barely catches sight of Gamzee's legs and the approaching Reuniclus as Kirlia dove to turn it off and try to hide the evidence.]
Only there's something different about this Kirlia, aside from the fact that he's grin looks just a tad too wide, his face is painted up in black and white much like a certain juggalo. It's not the exact same pattern though, of course not each one had to be different after all he knew this much, but he looks damn proud of his work. His psychic voice echos out as he turns to the other two.]
Chica! Skullbro! The fuck is taking you two so long? I've got it set up motherfuckers so come on! We're supposed to show off our shit!
[The Kirlia runs over to the other two as they turn around, and only Pokemon would be able to understand the responses coming from them. Bayleef looks as though he tried to get it down his neck and on his leaf, but hadn't had much success other than his face.]
We didn't tell your impatient ass to turn it on yet, so stop bitching and help us if you want it to go faster.
It's as good as you're going to get. We're done. Big bro won't be pleased if all of it's gone.
[The Bayleef makes an irritated noise of protest but his vines stop trying to rub in the facepaint because Skullbro's right. That wouldn't end well at all. All three of the pokemon arrange themselves rather proudly to show off their awesome
Check us out bitches! Pretty motherfucking sweet, huh?
What are you motherfuckers getting all up to over here?
LALDER I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE GEAR!
[There's a scramble from the pokemon as a door opens and Gamzee walks in to see the mess they've made. The video just barely catches sight of Gamzee's legs and the approaching Reuniclus as Kirlia dove to turn it off and try to hide the evidence.]