blackestheart | 4th ♑ HONK ~video

[The gear's video turns on a bit shaky, a Bayleef and a Dusclops can be seen surrounded by what appear to be bicycle horns with their backs facing the camera. There's a laugh, and as the gear's propped up against something a Kirlia comes into view.

Only there's something different about this Kirlia, aside from the fact that he's grin looks just a tad too wide, his face is painted up in black and white much like a certain juggalo. It's not the exact same pattern though, of course not each one had to be different after all he knew this much, but he looks damn proud of his work. His psychic voice echos out as he turns to the other two.]

Chica! Skullbro! The fuck is taking you two so long? I've got it set up motherfuckers so come on! We're supposed to show off our shit!

[The Kirlia runs over to the other two as they turn around, and only Pokemon would be able to understand the responses coming from them. Bayleef looks as though he tried to get it down his neck and on his leaf, but hadn't had much success other than his face.]

We didn't tell your impatient ass to turn it on yet, so stop bitching and help us if you want it to go faster.

It's as good as you're going to get. We're done. Big bro won't be pleased if all of it's gone.

[The Bayleef makes an irritated noise of protest but his vines stop trying to rub in the facepaint because Skullbro's right. That wouldn't end well at all. All three of the pokemon arrange themselves rather proudly to show off their awesome ~~shitty~~ face paint jobs, the Kirlia at the front.]

Check us out bitches! Pretty motherfucking sweet, huh?

What are you motherfuckers getting all up to over here?

LALDER I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE GEAR!

[There's a scramble from the pokemon as a door opens and Gamzee walks in to see the mess they've made. The video just barely catches sight of Gamzee's legs and the approaching Reuniclus as Kirlia dove to turn it off and try to hide the evidence.]

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[Pokemon antics! How cute! It's probably a good thing Jane can't understand a darn thing, or she might be scolding the Pokemon for their language. Letting out a small giggle, Jane finally speaks up.]

It seems they were playing with your face paints.

[Gamzee is flopped down at the foot of a bed, trying to repair some of the damage that is the mess of Bayleef's neck. He looks somewhere between amused and annoyed.

There's brief glimpses of a battle going on in the background that he's barely paying attention to other than a sideways glance.]

Looks that motherfucking way. They got their feel on and I can't be blaming them for that.

Hopefully they didn't use up all that you had. [Hm, battle sounds. Jane would ask but he doesn't seem all that concerned, so it must not be anything major?]

[Yeah, it's pretty much a given that Solsis is going to beat Lalder up for messing with the gear. Gamzee really doesn't see the big fucking deal but it's her rule so whatever.]

Nah, they ain't that motherfucking stupid. Lookin' like they just got into my spare stash.

[Facepaint is surprisingly a bitch to clean off of vines, what the hell man.]

Hoo hoo, so long as they didn't get themselves into trouble. [Watching for a few moments, she hums in thought.]

Is it coming off easily enough? Oil is good to use for removing that sort of paint, if I remember right.

[Easy wouldn't exactly be the word he'd use for it, but he'd never had to get it off anything other than cloth, hair and skin before so this is a bit more tricky.]

That right? Have to keep that in motherfucking mind. Ain't all used to gettin' it off plants. Made a motherfucking mess. More quantity than being all sorts of difficult.

Olive oil may be the best option. [Giggling gently, Jane gives the Pokemon a little wave.] You be on your best behavior now, silly!

[Chica waves back with one of his vines.]

I'm ALWAYS on my best behavior, duh.

[Gamzee pats his head, no idea what the hell he just said until a rather clear psychic voice pipes up from the other side of the room.]

BULLSHIT!

[He snorts. Okay, he can sort of guess what's going on now.]

Thanks for the motherfucking advice sis.

[She can't guess what was said but overall it makes her giggle again. Pokemon are too darn cute sometimes, even when rambunctious.]

Glad I can help. How have you been doing?

[Gamzee pauses in his task, not like its gonna go any faster anytime soon anyway, and pulls out his shiny new Zephyr badge.]

Should have gotten this a long time ago. Finally worked my motherfucking ass for it. Thinkin' of where all I should be going next.

Congratulations! Well, I think from Violet that the next closest two are in Goldenrod to the east, or Azalea to the south. Jake, Aradia and I wound up in Goldenrod for his next badge; if we stay long enough, I might be able to make it my first badge! I just need to raise my team a bit more.

Still gotta raise my brothers and sisters up a bit more. They ain't all that motherfucking ready yet. Might go for the gold. Been all hearing a fuckin' lot about it. Ain't had a chance for a good look round there yet.

It's a fairly large city, and Jake already got himself lost in it once. Hopefully the same won't happen to you, if you aren't all that used to large cities either! I believe the leader uses normal type Pokemon, if that is of any help.

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